Welcome to CWCVille, Virginia! We are a small, proud city located in the heart of Greene County, nestled between Ruckersville and Charlottesville. Despite the claims of an Ian Brandon Anderson, people of all colors, creeds, and nationalities are welcome. Please browse our site and learn more about of community.
Ian Brandon Anderson is a danger to himself and others. If you see him, do not approach or attempt to stop him yourself--call the police.
It's ok to be gay, so rejoice with the boys in the gay way.
The true police wear blue and have badges made of metal. The Jerkops of Ian Brandon Anderson have wooden badges and wear black. Do not be fooled.
Remember that holding an "attracton sign" will be considered soliciting sex and you will be thrown in jail. The only place in CWCVille one may solicit sex is the Snorlax Escort Service.
Messages from our Mayor
Always remember Clyde Cash, a true patriot and one of the greatest citizens in CWCVille history.Ian Brandon Anderson is a danger to himself and others. If you see him, do not approach or attempt to stop him yourself--call the police.
It's ok to be gay, so rejoice with the boys in the gay way.
The true police wear blue and have badges made of metal. The Jerkops of Ian Brandon Anderson have wooden badges and wear black. Do not be fooled.
Remember that holding an "attracton sign" will be considered soliciting sex and you will be thrown in jail. The only place in CWCVille one may solicit sex is the Snorlax Escort Service.